1 00:00:00,700 --> 00:00:02,372 Previously on "Reginald the Vampire"... 2 00:00:02,383 --> 00:00:05,709 That is the flame that will sweep across your Earth. 3 00:00:05,720 --> 00:00:07,729 Wait. Stop everything. 4 00:00:07,740 --> 00:00:09,546 He wants you to do the one thing he can't, 5 00:00:09,557 --> 00:00:10,658 look into the future. 6 00:00:10,669 --> 00:00:11,671 War is coming. 7 00:00:11,682 --> 00:00:13,492 Vampire will turn against vampire. 8 00:00:13,503 --> 00:00:15,048 But to save them, 9 00:00:15,081 --> 00:00:18,351 Reginald Andres must die. 10 00:00:18,384 --> 00:00:19,552 You saved us! 11 00:00:19,820 --> 00:00:21,020 Emma was my mom's name. 12 00:00:21,054 --> 00:00:22,965 Landlord wants to sell the building I'm living in. 13 00:00:22,989 --> 00:00:25,291 And I am done begging for my life. 14 00:00:25,325 --> 00:00:27,460 Oh, but this isn't when you beg, Reginald. 15 00:00:27,494 --> 00:00:29,496 This is when you receive your gift. 16 00:00:29,529 --> 00:00:31,131 Oh! 17 00:00:31,164 --> 00:00:32,398 You killed my toaster. 18 00:00:32,737 --> 00:00:35,201 I'm about to walk into the darkest dark, 19 00:00:35,235 --> 00:00:37,971 and I can't get Todd off my mind. 20 00:00:38,004 --> 00:00:39,839 Where's your white light? 21 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:41,183 He killed Sarah. 22 00:00:41,194 --> 00:00:43,710 - I know that. - I'm gonna find Uriel. 23 00:00:43,721 --> 00:00:46,924 And then I'm gonna kill him with my bare hands. 24 00:00:48,681 --> 00:00:50,383 Please exit through the gift shop. 25 00:00:50,461 --> 00:00:51,963 Stop playing that game. 26 00:00:51,974 --> 00:00:53,442 Not going through that door. 27 00:00:59,259 --> 00:01:02,162 Please exit through the gift shop. 28 00:01:03,567 --> 00:01:04,834 Nope. 29 00:01:04,868 --> 00:01:06,403 No. 30 00:01:06,436 --> 00:01:08,805 Please exit through the gift shop. 31 00:01:08,816 --> 00:01:10,685 Please exit through the gift shop. 32 00:01:10,696 --> 00:01:14,010 - Please exit through the gift shop! - Fucking no! 33 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:18,815 I go where I want to go. 34 00:01:18,848 --> 00:01:21,551 I exit when I want to exit. 35 00:01:21,585 --> 00:01:24,688 I'm not here to take orders from anyone. 36 00:01:24,721 --> 00:01:27,090 I want answers, and I'm not going anywhere 37 00:01:27,123 --> 00:01:28,725 until I get them. 38 00:01:33,763 --> 00:01:35,332 Huh. 39 00:01:35,365 --> 00:01:36,693 Weird. 40 00:01:36,704 --> 00:01:38,390 Claire called it a battle for the soul 41 00:01:38,401 --> 00:01:41,037 of the Vampire Nation, good versus evil, 42 00:01:41,071 --> 00:01:42,672 vampire against vampire. 43 00:01:42,706 --> 00:01:45,442 Yeah, well, Claire also doesn't remember a word of it. 44 00:01:45,475 --> 00:01:48,111 A new beginning will require great sacrifice. 45 00:01:48,144 --> 00:01:50,413 - That's what she said. - Yeah, about that. 46 00:01:50,447 --> 00:01:51,881 The sacrifice? 47 00:01:51,915 --> 00:01:53,783 "Reginald Andres must die." 48 00:01:53,817 --> 00:01:55,285 Not my favorite part of the prophecy. 49 00:01:55,318 --> 00:01:57,520 All the more reason for us to get it sorted out. 50 00:01:57,554 --> 00:01:59,756 Look, I'll be more than happy to 51 00:01:59,789 --> 00:02:02,125 once I cross a couple things off my itinerary. 52 00:02:02,158 --> 00:02:03,760 When you say itinerary... 53 00:02:03,793 --> 00:02:08,064 I'm going to pluck Uriel's wings one feather at a time. 54 00:02:08,098 --> 00:02:10,433 And then I'm gonna burn him alive. 55 00:02:10,467 --> 00:02:11,968 That's pretty specific. 56 00:02:12,002 --> 00:02:13,770 I've given it a lot of thought. 57 00:02:16,006 --> 00:02:17,617 But there's something we should talk about first. 58 00:02:17,641 --> 00:02:19,542 Other than celestial revenge killings? 59 00:02:19,576 --> 00:02:21,478 After Balestro put out his little fire, 60 00:02:21,511 --> 00:02:22,712 he gave me a gift. 61 00:02:22,746 --> 00:02:24,047 - Wait. What? - No one noticed, 62 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:25,450 but we went back to the shack. 63 00:02:25,461 --> 00:02:26,656 It was just me and him. 64 00:02:26,667 --> 00:02:28,118 That dude loves moving us around. 65 00:02:28,151 --> 00:02:31,988 Balestro gave me a gift because, and I quote, 66 00:02:32,022 --> 00:02:34,057 "my troubles are only beginning." 67 00:02:34,090 --> 00:02:35,134 What kind of gift did he give you? 68 00:02:35,158 --> 00:02:36,399 I don't know. 69 00:02:36,410 --> 00:02:38,918 He said it was a surprise, a gift that I needed. 70 00:02:38,929 --> 00:02:40,664 A gift of knowledge? Gift of power? 71 00:02:40,697 --> 00:02:42,332 Power. Let's go. 72 00:02:42,365 --> 00:02:43,709 We can't let Uriel get away. 73 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:45,402 Do you really think Uriel's gonna be there? 74 00:02:45,435 --> 00:02:46,970 That's where he took Sarah. 75 00:02:47,003 --> 00:02:48,939 And do you understand what you're up against, 76 00:02:48,972 --> 00:02:50,272 killing an angel? 77 00:02:50,273 --> 00:02:53,009 I'm killing him one way or another. 78 00:02:53,043 --> 00:02:54,444 There's more than one way? 79 00:02:54,477 --> 00:02:57,013 - Just an open question. - And what's that? 80 00:02:57,047 --> 00:02:59,282 Whether or not Uriel's gonna take me with him. 81 00:03:11,004 --> 00:03:13,206 Maybe Uriel moved on. 82 00:03:13,217 --> 00:03:14,919 Could be. 83 00:03:14,930 --> 00:03:17,033 Or maybe he's hiding someplace new. 84 00:03:25,875 --> 00:03:27,177 Left all his souvenirs. 85 00:03:34,671 --> 00:03:35,986 What's that? 86 00:03:39,923 --> 00:03:41,524 Tiny surfboard. 87 00:03:43,593 --> 00:03:46,897 I got it at the Hartville flea market. 88 00:03:46,930 --> 00:03:48,231 I knew she'd love it. 89 00:03:48,678 --> 00:03:50,367 Come on, Reggie. 90 00:03:50,624 --> 00:03:53,012 - Let's get out of here. - She wanted to live at the beach. 91 00:03:53,036 --> 00:03:56,272 She wanted to learn how to surf. 92 00:03:56,273 --> 00:03:59,476 But she stayed because of me, and now she's dead. 93 00:03:59,509 --> 00:04:02,785 Look, man, none of that is your fault, okay? 94 00:04:02,796 --> 00:04:04,270 You got to know that. 95 00:04:04,281 --> 00:04:05,916 For as long as I live, 96 00:04:05,949 --> 00:04:08,184 it'll always feel like my fault. 97 00:04:15,125 --> 00:04:17,761 When I wake up in the morning, 98 00:04:17,772 --> 00:04:21,309 there's a couple of seconds before it hits me. 99 00:04:21,364 --> 00:04:25,535 For brief moment, Sarah's alive. 100 00:04:25,569 --> 00:04:28,371 Maybe she's making coffee in the kitchen 101 00:04:28,405 --> 00:04:31,007 or an early shift at the Shack. 102 00:04:31,041 --> 00:04:32,961 Maybe she's laying next to me. 103 00:04:32,972 --> 00:04:35,211 She's alive and not dead. 104 00:04:38,048 --> 00:04:39,950 It's the only part of my day 105 00:04:39,961 --> 00:04:43,431 where I don't miss her so much that I can hear my heart break. 106 00:04:45,900 --> 00:04:47,163 You okay? 107 00:04:48,425 --> 00:04:49,693 Never better. 108 00:04:51,061 --> 00:04:52,301 You can tell me if you're not. 109 00:04:52,329 --> 00:04:53,730 I'm an excellent listener. 110 00:04:56,166 --> 00:05:00,103 I was just... thinking about how easy things used to be. 111 00:05:01,698 --> 00:05:02,899 We had fun here. 112 00:05:03,179 --> 00:05:05,275 You bet we did. 113 00:05:05,308 --> 00:05:07,877 After you stopped fat shaming me. 114 00:05:07,911 --> 00:05:09,045 Yeah. 115 00:05:09,079 --> 00:05:10,880 Then I was your meal plan. 116 00:05:10,914 --> 00:05:12,282 Then you became my friend. 117 00:05:14,684 --> 00:05:17,921 I feel like screaming... 118 00:05:17,954 --> 00:05:20,890 Every second of the day. 119 00:05:22,626 --> 00:05:25,495 But I don't, because that's weird. 120 00:05:25,528 --> 00:05:29,399 So instead... I keep all that noise inside. 121 00:05:29,876 --> 00:05:33,803 I'm very much... not okay. 122 00:05:33,837 --> 00:05:35,772 I understand how you feel. 123 00:05:35,805 --> 00:05:36,940 I know. 124 00:05:37,354 --> 00:05:38,642 You lost Mike. 125 00:05:41,511 --> 00:05:43,179 Yeah. 126 00:05:43,213 --> 00:05:46,616 Everywhere I look, there he is. 127 00:05:50,153 --> 00:05:52,022 I know the feeling. 128 00:05:52,055 --> 00:05:53,790 There are five stages of grief. 129 00:05:53,823 --> 00:05:55,125 No, no, Todd. 130 00:05:55,158 --> 00:05:56,760 I'm totally informed about grief. 131 00:05:56,793 --> 00:06:00,030 Anger, running errands, acceptance, 132 00:06:00,063 --> 00:06:02,632 ugly crying, and depression. 133 00:06:02,666 --> 00:06:04,601 Pretty sure that's all wrong. 134 00:06:04,634 --> 00:06:05,936 Mm, pretty sure it's not. 135 00:06:05,969 --> 00:06:07,704 Wrong stages, wrong order. 136 00:06:07,737 --> 00:06:09,615 - Agree to disagree. - Well, whatever the case is, 137 00:06:09,639 --> 00:06:11,141 now's not the right time, all right? 138 00:06:11,174 --> 00:06:14,377 Oh, errands, acceptance, anger, ugly crying... 139 00:06:14,411 --> 00:06:16,278 Todd, just stop. 140 00:06:24,020 --> 00:06:25,177 Uh... 141 00:06:26,955 --> 00:06:28,290 Todd? 142 00:06:31,273 --> 00:06:32,575 Uh... 143 00:06:34,931 --> 00:06:36,967 Oh! Uh, hey. 144 00:06:36,978 --> 00:06:38,256 What's up? What's up? Hey. 145 00:06:38,267 --> 00:06:39,469 Can you hear me? Can you see me? 146 00:06:39,502 --> 00:06:40,670 Todd, hey. 147 00:06:40,915 --> 00:06:42,539 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 148 00:06:42,572 --> 00:06:43,751 Todd. Todd. Todd. 149 00:06:43,762 --> 00:06:45,297 And depression. 150 00:06:45,308 --> 00:06:47,210 Although I think that perhaps ugly crying 151 00:06:47,310 --> 00:06:48,979 actually comes first. 152 00:06:50,614 --> 00:06:52,582 Reggie, you okay? 153 00:06:57,687 --> 00:06:59,022 Rude. 154 00:07:07,247 --> 00:07:08,469 Reggie? 155 00:07:09,299 --> 00:07:10,600 What's up? Everything okay? 156 00:07:10,679 --> 00:07:12,147 Why is everyone asking me that? 157 00:07:12,158 --> 00:07:14,093 Well, it seems like a relevant question. 158 00:07:14,104 --> 00:07:16,006 Okay, well, for the second time today, 159 00:07:16,039 --> 00:07:17,774 let me make it perfectly clear. 160 00:07:17,807 --> 00:07:19,275 I'm definitely not okay. 161 00:07:19,276 --> 00:07:20,610 So tell me what's wrong. 162 00:07:20,644 --> 00:07:22,086 You wouldn't believe me if I did. 163 00:07:22,097 --> 00:07:23,103 Come on, man. 164 00:07:23,114 --> 00:07:24,757 Look, after everything we've been through, 165 00:07:24,781 --> 00:07:26,449 disbelief is not really an option. 166 00:07:26,483 --> 00:07:27,918 Whatever it is, just tell me. 167 00:07:27,951 --> 00:07:29,452 Okay, yeah. Sure. 168 00:07:29,486 --> 00:07:32,288 I could tell you, or I could show you. 169 00:07:32,289 --> 00:07:34,090 Show me what? 170 00:07:34,124 --> 00:07:35,458 I know what Balestro gave me. 171 00:07:35,492 --> 00:07:36,526 His gift? 172 00:07:36,559 --> 00:07:38,595 Gift, curse, superpower. 173 00:07:38,628 --> 00:07:40,130 At the moment, not sure which. 174 00:07:40,163 --> 00:07:43,433 Okay, so to be determined. 175 00:07:43,689 --> 00:07:46,636 - But what is it? - I can stop time... 176 00:07:46,715 --> 00:07:47,816 like he did to you. 177 00:07:47,827 --> 00:07:49,495 Like, Todd, I stopped him, 178 00:07:49,506 --> 00:07:50,807 like, his entire reality. 179 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:51,875 I pressed pause on it. 180 00:07:51,908 --> 00:07:53,543 How did you do that? 181 00:07:53,577 --> 00:07:55,278 - I don't know. - But? 182 00:07:55,289 --> 00:07:57,724 I wanted him to stop talking, so I yelled it. 183 00:07:57,781 --> 00:08:00,550 And because I wanted him to, he did. 184 00:08:00,606 --> 00:08:02,441 Okay. 185 00:08:02,452 --> 00:08:05,121 So you think it, you want it, and... 186 00:08:05,308 --> 00:08:06,423 and then it happens? 187 00:08:06,434 --> 00:08:08,592 Maybe. 188 00:08:08,625 --> 00:08:09,669 No, Reggie, that's not a curse. 189 00:08:09,693 --> 00:08:11,127 That is a superpower. 190 00:08:11,138 --> 00:08:12,415 But I have no idea how to use it. 191 00:08:12,508 --> 00:08:13,609 Okay. 192 00:08:13,620 --> 00:08:14,954 So we beta test it. 193 00:08:14,965 --> 00:08:16,132 We map it out. 194 00:08:16,166 --> 00:08:17,601 Yeah. 195 00:08:17,634 --> 00:08:18,835 Right. 196 00:08:18,868 --> 00:08:20,837 Like, figure out the parameters, 197 00:08:20,870 --> 00:08:22,138 like how long does it last 198 00:08:22,172 --> 00:08:24,007 or how many people I can freeze at once. 199 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:25,442 This is good. 200 00:08:25,453 --> 00:08:27,488 But we're gonna need test subjects. 201 00:08:27,567 --> 00:08:29,335 And this is another thing. 202 00:08:29,346 --> 00:08:32,449 I'm a little concerned about the unfreezing part. 203 00:08:34,951 --> 00:08:36,486 I know just the two. 204 00:08:36,519 --> 00:08:39,856 Oh, thank you for this unexpected invitation. 205 00:08:39,889 --> 00:08:42,359 You are truly the very best deacon of them all. 206 00:08:42,392 --> 00:08:44,143 So noble, so kind. 207 00:08:44,154 --> 00:08:46,456 We are thrilled to serve you. 208 00:08:46,696 --> 00:08:48,031 Well, go on, Reggie. 209 00:08:48,064 --> 00:08:49,277 Give it your best shot. 210 00:08:49,288 --> 00:08:51,824 I mean, I'm not really sure how it works still. 211 00:08:51,835 --> 00:08:53,336 Oh, well, how may we assist you 212 00:08:53,370 --> 00:08:55,605 in this mysterious endeavor? 213 00:08:55,639 --> 00:08:59,342 Just say the word, and it shall be done. 214 00:08:59,376 --> 00:09:01,243 Okay. 215 00:09:01,244 --> 00:09:02,812 Stop. 216 00:09:14,190 --> 00:09:15,881 What dark magic is this? 217 00:09:15,892 --> 00:09:17,626 It's something I can do now. 218 00:09:17,627 --> 00:09:20,629 But apparently, it's only one person at a time? 219 00:09:20,630 --> 00:09:23,066 So it's an up close and personal superpower. 220 00:09:33,099 --> 00:09:36,479 - Nothing. - It's like... like a beautiful statue. 221 00:09:36,490 --> 00:09:38,325 That's sweet but not relevant. 222 00:09:38,381 --> 00:09:39,983 Okay, uh, 223 00:09:40,016 --> 00:09:42,919 try saying "go" or... 224 00:09:42,953 --> 00:09:45,267 - maybe "come back" or... - Mm. 225 00:09:45,278 --> 00:09:47,346 Whatever you want or need, 226 00:09:47,357 --> 00:09:49,060 we are here to do your bidding. 227 00:09:50,716 --> 00:09:53,185 Did I say something wrong? 228 00:09:53,196 --> 00:09:54,364 I apologize. 229 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:58,435 Why are you all looking at me like that? 230 00:10:00,829 --> 00:10:02,606 What if she's frozen like this forever? 231 00:10:02,639 --> 00:10:03,907 No such luck, I'm afraid. 232 00:10:03,940 --> 00:10:05,041 Oh, you bite your tongue. 233 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:06,254 She's not frozen. 234 00:10:06,265 --> 00:10:08,701 I just stopped her time. 235 00:10:08,712 --> 00:10:10,044 But only temporarily? 236 00:10:10,055 --> 00:10:13,258 Yes, but what if she is frozen like this forever? 237 00:10:13,550 --> 00:10:15,552 Patience, LeBron. 238 00:10:15,585 --> 00:10:17,954 Any second now. 239 00:10:17,988 --> 00:10:19,789 No. No. I object. 240 00:10:19,823 --> 00:10:21,424 This is cruel and unusual. 241 00:10:21,458 --> 00:10:22,626 Wait for it. 242 00:10:24,127 --> 00:10:25,195 - There she is. - Mm. 243 00:10:25,228 --> 00:10:27,430 - Duration? - 11 1/2 seconds. 244 00:10:29,933 --> 00:10:31,234 Okay, pretty simple. 245 00:10:31,268 --> 00:10:33,233 So I can stop time for one person. 246 00:10:33,244 --> 00:10:35,805 - At a time. - And then to do that, I just direct 247 00:10:35,839 --> 00:10:37,274 a thought in their direction. 248 00:10:37,307 --> 00:10:38,775 Don't even need to say it out loud. 249 00:10:38,808 --> 00:10:40,410 And then their time stops 250 00:10:40,443 --> 00:10:42,212 but never for longer than a minute. 251 00:10:42,245 --> 00:10:43,780 Reggie, that's your superpower. 252 00:10:43,813 --> 00:10:45,081 Yeah, superpower, sure, 253 00:10:45,115 --> 00:10:46,916 with a significant amount of limitations. 254 00:10:49,352 --> 00:10:51,063 Well, nothing's worse than an avenging angel 255 00:10:51,087 --> 00:10:53,423 with a sense of humor. 256 00:10:53,456 --> 00:10:57,093 But in the end, I mean, all things considered, 257 00:10:57,171 --> 00:10:58,272 it's more than enough. 258 00:10:58,283 --> 00:11:00,686 Sorry. More than enough? 259 00:11:00,697 --> 00:11:01,898 For what? 260 00:11:01,909 --> 00:11:03,643 I'm gonna find the angel Uriel, 261 00:11:03,667 --> 00:11:05,534 I'm gonna freeze his ass, 262 00:11:05,545 --> 00:11:07,446 and I'm gonna take him apart... 263 00:11:07,671 --> 00:11:09,572 piece by piece. 264 00:11:09,673 --> 00:11:12,309 Well, this has been fun. 265 00:11:12,342 --> 00:11:14,411 Glad to be of service. 266 00:11:14,444 --> 00:11:18,114 And good luck with your angelic murder. 267 00:11:18,148 --> 00:11:20,317 Please act like we never met. 268 00:11:34,704 --> 00:11:35,988 Mr. Flint. 269 00:11:35,999 --> 00:11:37,662 Hello, Irma. How you doing? 270 00:11:37,673 --> 00:11:40,270 - How am I doing? - Just being polite. 271 00:11:40,281 --> 00:11:41,759 Feel like maybe we got off on the wrong foot 272 00:11:41,770 --> 00:11:42,950 with the rent strike and everything, 273 00:11:42,961 --> 00:11:45,564 so I'm trying to manufacture a better attitude. 274 00:11:45,575 --> 00:11:47,877 Would you please explain this padlock to me? 275 00:11:48,097 --> 00:11:50,097 - Oh, right. That. - Mr. Flint... 276 00:11:50,108 --> 00:11:54,112 Turns out, I gave this some serious thought. 277 00:11:54,684 --> 00:11:56,519 - You don't live here anymore. - What? 278 00:11:56,530 --> 00:11:58,966 You look confused but shouldn't be. 279 00:11:59,022 --> 00:12:01,051 You definitely should not be surprised. 280 00:12:01,062 --> 00:12:03,193 But you can't evict me without probable cause. 281 00:12:03,226 --> 00:12:06,496 This is my legal residence until the rental period ends. 282 00:12:06,529 --> 00:12:08,665 Got to admit, you got the law down pat. 283 00:12:08,698 --> 00:12:11,735 But me, I've got the key. 284 00:12:11,768 --> 00:12:13,303 You can't do this. 285 00:12:13,429 --> 00:12:14,516 This is my home. 286 00:12:14,527 --> 00:12:16,996 You have no right to keep me out. 287 00:12:17,007 --> 00:12:20,076 Don't tell me what I can and cannot do with what I own. 288 00:12:20,298 --> 00:12:21,599 I want you out. 289 00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:23,046 I'm asking nicely. 290 00:12:23,539 --> 00:12:25,141 Don't push your luck. 291 00:12:25,902 --> 00:12:27,390 Have a nice day. 292 00:12:31,534 --> 00:12:34,470 So when you say stop time, you mean it just stops? 293 00:12:34,481 --> 00:12:38,252 Like Balestro did to me, like he did to you. 294 00:12:41,131 --> 00:12:42,850 Except Reginald has that power now. 295 00:12:42,861 --> 00:12:46,016 Yeah, he does, more or less. 296 00:12:46,409 --> 00:12:48,238 So any idea how he plans on using it? 297 00:12:48,271 --> 00:12:50,240 According to Claire, there's a war coming. 298 00:12:50,452 --> 00:12:52,154 Reggie's not thinking about that. 299 00:12:53,643 --> 00:12:55,111 Ah, he's thinking about Uriel. 300 00:12:55,145 --> 00:12:56,348 He said he's gonna kill him. 301 00:12:57,647 --> 00:12:58,763 That's what he said. 302 00:12:58,774 --> 00:13:00,550 Reginald Andres is not a killer. 303 00:13:00,561 --> 00:13:02,720 There was a time when the thought would have made me laugh. 304 00:13:02,731 --> 00:13:05,446 I mean, it's making me laugh a little bit right now. 305 00:13:06,656 --> 00:13:08,858 Now Reggie's different. 306 00:13:08,892 --> 00:13:10,694 Losing Sarah changed him. 307 00:13:10,727 --> 00:13:13,096 So do you think he's actually gonna try and do it? 308 00:13:13,327 --> 00:13:14,742 Yeah. 309 00:13:14,853 --> 00:13:16,167 Yeah, I do. 310 00:13:16,798 --> 00:13:18,110 How about you? 311 00:13:18,121 --> 00:13:20,590 How does it feel being out on the other side? 312 00:13:20,971 --> 00:13:22,405 And what side is that? 313 00:13:22,439 --> 00:13:24,074 No more Balestro, 314 00:13:24,085 --> 00:13:26,087 no more death sentence for all of us. 315 00:13:26,098 --> 00:13:28,167 It was a very big weight, and now it's lifted. 316 00:13:28,244 --> 00:13:30,146 Everything can go back to the way it used to be. 317 00:13:30,180 --> 00:13:32,082 Well, maybe it doesn't have to be like that. 318 00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:34,951 You've got a better idea. I can tell. 319 00:13:34,985 --> 00:13:36,886 Patrolling, keeping an eye out 320 00:13:36,955 --> 00:13:38,132 for anyone who needs our help. 321 00:13:38,143 --> 00:13:39,578 That's a better idea. 322 00:13:39,589 --> 00:13:41,291 That just sounds like dinner to me. 323 00:13:41,685 --> 00:13:44,917 Do you remember how it felt when we first met? 324 00:13:44,928 --> 00:13:47,264 You believed in something. 325 00:13:47,297 --> 00:13:49,099 And you taught me how to believe. 326 00:13:49,132 --> 00:13:51,067 Are we really gonna go over this again? 327 00:13:51,101 --> 00:13:54,271 Yes, because I keep thinking you'll come back to it, 328 00:13:54,304 --> 00:13:55,672 the way you were. 329 00:13:55,705 --> 00:13:58,775 Well, I'm thinking I might go back to Paris. 330 00:13:58,808 --> 00:14:01,144 I'm gonna change your mind. 331 00:14:01,177 --> 00:14:04,281 But first, I'm gonna find Uriel before Reggie does. 332 00:14:08,218 --> 00:14:10,520 And off to the rescue he goes. 333 00:14:18,361 --> 00:14:19,963 I tried to be good. 334 00:14:22,032 --> 00:14:24,501 I tried to find goodness in this place. 335 00:14:27,537 --> 00:14:29,406 But I am not worthy of it. 336 00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:34,177 I thought I had found a home. 337 00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:39,349 And I murdered all the good I found... 338 00:14:41,818 --> 00:14:45,688 Those who walked with me... 339 00:14:45,689 --> 00:14:47,157 who took me in. 340 00:14:49,859 --> 00:14:51,294 His name was Mike. 341 00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:54,998 Her name was Sarah. 342 00:14:58,835 --> 00:15:00,637 His name was Raphael. 343 00:15:02,172 --> 00:15:03,907 And he was my brother. 344 00:15:07,844 --> 00:15:09,479 I am drowning in loss. 345 00:15:11,247 --> 00:15:12,916 I am drowning in sorrow. 346 00:15:16,386 --> 00:15:18,722 I am alone in the dark, and I do not know 347 00:15:18,755 --> 00:15:21,057 what to do because you will not answer me. 348 00:15:22,859 --> 00:15:24,728 Please. 349 00:15:24,761 --> 00:15:27,764 Please. 350 00:15:27,797 --> 00:15:29,699 Please answer me. 351 00:15:35,198 --> 00:15:36,555 Hey, that looks yummy. 352 00:15:36,566 --> 00:15:38,802 Oh. 353 00:15:46,496 --> 00:15:48,500 Welcome to Slushy Shack. How may I help you? 354 00:15:48,511 --> 00:15:50,547 A, uh, Pineapple Surprise. 355 00:15:50,580 --> 00:15:52,782 - That's an excellent choice. - Thanks. 356 00:16:01,770 --> 00:16:04,159 Robo-spambot infiltrator. 357 00:16:09,999 --> 00:16:11,601 - And there you are. - Thanks. 358 00:16:11,634 --> 00:16:13,903 - Ah, thanks. Have a great night. - Thanks, man. 359 00:16:16,784 --> 00:16:19,487 Hi. Could I get a Tropical Coconut? 360 00:16:22,423 --> 00:16:26,683 - Uh, excuse me, can I get a... - What in God's name do you want? 361 00:16:26,716 --> 00:16:28,318 A slushy. 362 00:16:34,190 --> 00:16:37,993 Do you hear that? 363 00:16:45,690 --> 00:16:46,803 Whoa, oh! 364 00:16:46,836 --> 00:16:48,170 Whoa! 365 00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:49,503 This is not happening. 366 00:16:52,642 --> 00:16:55,378 Stop this evil madness! 367 00:16:58,214 --> 00:17:02,452 I cast thee out, evil demon. 368 00:17:02,485 --> 00:17:06,322 I command'st thou to stop everything at once! 369 00:17:14,209 --> 00:17:15,232 Hello? 370 00:17:16,605 --> 00:17:17,845 Is anyone there? 371 00:17:18,827 --> 00:17:19,928 Here? 372 00:17:21,270 --> 00:17:23,517 - You stayed outside? - I didn't go inside. 373 00:17:23,528 --> 00:17:24,797 Good. 374 00:17:25,341 --> 00:17:26,910 Don't want him running off again. 375 00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:28,689 Reggie, man, I heard his prayers. 376 00:17:28,745 --> 00:17:31,247 Fuck his prayers. 377 00:17:31,394 --> 00:17:33,496 What's in the bag? 378 00:17:33,562 --> 00:17:34,930 What I need. 379 00:17:36,029 --> 00:17:38,365 Look, I don't have time for this conversation, Maurice. 380 00:17:38,376 --> 00:17:42,080 I just want to make sure you understand the burden of this. 381 00:17:42,091 --> 00:17:43,393 Do you think I don't? 382 00:17:43,426 --> 00:17:46,529 Taking a life, taking the life of an angel. 383 00:17:46,540 --> 00:17:47,908 That's why I'm here. 384 00:17:48,105 --> 00:17:49,805 It's what I'm going to do. 385 00:17:54,604 --> 00:17:57,540 If I'm gonna live forever, I know with absolute certainty 386 00:17:57,574 --> 00:18:00,977 that I can't keep carrying this pain and anger with me. 387 00:18:04,147 --> 00:18:07,650 It's gonna rot me, leave me empty. 388 00:18:10,287 --> 00:18:13,557 If one of us has to die... 389 00:18:13,568 --> 00:18:15,570 better him than me, right? 390 00:18:15,581 --> 00:18:17,149 Don't interfere. 391 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:18,895 Don't come to the rescue. 392 00:18:18,972 --> 00:18:20,741 I'm doing this alone. 393 00:18:30,773 --> 00:18:34,644 ♪ Under her spell like voodoo ♪ 394 00:18:34,677 --> 00:18:37,280 ♪ Under her spell like voodoo ♪ 395 00:18:41,228 --> 00:18:42,562 Hello? 396 00:18:44,876 --> 00:18:47,012 Hi. Uh... 397 00:18:48,992 --> 00:18:50,760 Can I help you? 398 00:18:57,709 --> 00:19:00,002 - Mike. - Unbelievable. 399 00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:02,182 - No kidding. - Not what I meant. 400 00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:04,445 You're here. 401 00:19:05,106 --> 00:19:07,240 But you were dead. I watched you die. 402 00:19:07,251 --> 00:19:09,854 Trust me, that, I remember. 403 00:19:10,001 --> 00:19:11,447 Are you alive? 404 00:19:11,874 --> 00:19:13,676 Is that what's happening right now? 405 00:19:14,164 --> 00:19:15,618 Uh... 406 00:19:15,652 --> 00:19:16,920 Oh, my God. 407 00:19:16,943 --> 00:19:18,319 Did you return from the dead? 408 00:19:20,857 --> 00:19:24,260 Uh, guess you didn't return from the dead. 409 00:19:24,294 --> 00:19:25,762 I'm guessing not. 410 00:19:27,897 --> 00:19:29,766 But you're really here. 411 00:19:30,028 --> 00:19:31,166 Wow. 412 00:19:31,167 --> 00:19:32,432 I guess the third stage of grief 413 00:19:32,443 --> 00:19:33,832 really is wishful thinking. 414 00:19:33,843 --> 00:19:36,473 No, it really isn't. 415 00:19:36,506 --> 00:19:38,374 That's an awesome look, by the way. 416 00:19:38,408 --> 00:19:40,677 A little embarrassing, if you want to know the truth. 417 00:19:40,710 --> 00:19:42,445 Wait. Wait. How did you come back? 418 00:19:42,479 --> 00:19:44,514 No idea. I exited through the gift shop. 419 00:19:44,547 --> 00:19:46,282 I walked into the dark. 420 00:19:46,293 --> 00:19:48,462 Isn't it supposed to be walk into the light? 421 00:19:48,541 --> 00:19:50,676 Maybe that wasn't my destiny. 422 00:19:50,687 --> 00:19:52,494 Vampire after all. 423 00:19:52,505 --> 00:19:54,480 - You're a ghost. - No, I'm not. 424 00:19:54,491 --> 00:19:56,126 - You're haunting me. - I doubt it. 425 00:19:56,159 --> 00:19:58,252 You're like my guardian angel ghost. 426 00:19:58,263 --> 00:20:00,085 That can't be true, can it? 427 00:20:00,096 --> 00:20:01,487 Why else would you be here? 428 00:20:01,498 --> 00:20:02,514 Maybe this is hell. 429 00:20:02,525 --> 00:20:04,417 Dude, way too harsh. 430 00:20:04,590 --> 00:20:05,869 Sorry. 431 00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:10,151 Still formulating an opinion about... all of this. 432 00:20:10,451 --> 00:20:11,830 No problem, amigo. 433 00:20:11,841 --> 00:20:13,143 Got all the time in the world. 434 00:20:16,939 --> 00:20:18,798 - Weird. - Yeah. 435 00:20:52,382 --> 00:20:53,983 Whoa! 436 00:21:32,192 --> 00:21:34,206 - You. - Me. 437 00:21:42,252 --> 00:21:45,524 I prayed for deliverance, but there was no answer. 438 00:21:45,535 --> 00:21:46,765 That's what you deserve. 439 00:21:46,776 --> 00:21:47,978 But now I understand. 440 00:21:47,989 --> 00:21:51,574 Your vengeance is the answer to my prayers. 441 00:21:51,763 --> 00:21:53,798 You are here to deliver me. 442 00:21:53,975 --> 00:21:55,110 Stop! 443 00:21:56,323 --> 00:21:58,325 You took Sarah from me. 444 00:21:58,336 --> 00:22:02,207 You took my world, and you broke it into pieces. 445 00:22:02,393 --> 00:22:04,220 Now I want you to suffer. 446 00:22:04,714 --> 00:22:07,414 I want you to hurt like I hurt. 447 00:22:07,690 --> 00:22:09,425 I want you to burn. 448 00:22:09,459 --> 00:22:11,086 Stop. 449 00:22:13,363 --> 00:22:16,266 She was the best person I ever knew. 450 00:22:16,299 --> 00:22:20,202 She was funny and smart and kind 451 00:22:20,203 --> 00:22:24,507 and so, so brave. 452 00:22:24,541 --> 00:22:25,951 I'm not the one who deserves to live forever. 453 00:22:25,975 --> 00:22:27,209 She is. 454 00:22:28,411 --> 00:22:29,879 Stop. 455 00:22:29,913 --> 00:22:33,817 You broke my world. 456 00:22:54,063 --> 00:22:55,631 What is that? 457 00:22:58,089 --> 00:22:59,624 Flamethrower. 458 00:22:59,744 --> 00:23:00,845 What does it do? 459 00:23:01,127 --> 00:23:02,901 It shoots fire. 460 00:23:02,912 --> 00:23:04,061 Will it hurt? 461 00:23:04,072 --> 00:23:05,548 I was hoping it would. 462 00:23:07,877 --> 00:23:09,445 You killed Mike. 463 00:23:09,522 --> 00:23:11,988 You killed Sarah. 464 00:23:12,021 --> 00:23:16,059 I will never forget all the wrong you did, 465 00:23:16,092 --> 00:23:17,927 all the lives you've ruined. 466 00:23:20,897 --> 00:23:22,232 But I... 467 00:23:31,388 --> 00:23:32,742 Forgive you. 468 00:23:37,113 --> 00:23:39,382 I never knew humans were capable of such grace. 469 00:23:39,415 --> 00:23:41,117 I'm not a human. 470 00:23:41,303 --> 00:23:42,856 I'm a vampire. 471 00:23:43,887 --> 00:23:46,356 But maybe grace is what we need. 472 00:23:46,582 --> 00:23:47,622 Leave. 473 00:23:47,633 --> 00:23:49,988 Go far away from here. 474 00:23:50,907 --> 00:23:53,443 Never come back. 475 00:24:03,220 --> 00:24:05,010 I can read your mind. 476 00:24:06,201 --> 00:24:07,902 It's full of her... 477 00:24:08,812 --> 00:24:11,714 everything you did together, 478 00:24:11,748 --> 00:24:13,450 all the things you never did. 479 00:24:15,797 --> 00:24:18,199 Fuck off, angel. 480 00:24:18,210 --> 00:24:19,478 I can take you to her. 481 00:24:22,069 --> 00:24:23,437 What did you say? 482 00:24:23,448 --> 00:24:25,350 I can take you to Sarah. 483 00:24:30,519 --> 00:24:31,921 Please do that. 484 00:24:51,623 --> 00:24:52,891 Reggie. 485 00:25:13,487 --> 00:25:16,100 - What is this place? - It's a place between places. 486 00:25:16,305 --> 00:25:17,632 Cryptic. 487 00:25:18,550 --> 00:25:20,518 It's true. 488 00:25:20,529 --> 00:25:23,198 Is this... heaven? 489 00:25:23,209 --> 00:25:25,211 Everything is heaven. 490 00:25:25,222 --> 00:25:27,501 Really not letting go of the cosmic, are you? 491 00:25:30,582 --> 00:25:31,863 Nothing on the walls? 492 00:25:31,874 --> 00:25:34,709 The walls are for pictures of the recently arrived. 493 00:25:35,052 --> 00:25:37,053 - But not me? - You're not dead. 494 00:25:37,140 --> 00:25:38,688 Good to know. 495 00:25:48,366 --> 00:25:49,534 Where's Sarah? 496 00:25:49,545 --> 00:25:50,713 Follow me. 497 00:25:56,754 --> 00:25:58,555 - There you are. - Thank you. 498 00:25:58,577 --> 00:25:59,710 - Enjoy. - Thanks. 499 00:26:01,813 --> 00:26:04,049 No one can see you but me. 500 00:26:04,082 --> 00:26:05,417 This is so weird. 501 00:26:05,428 --> 00:26:06,596 An inevitable by-product 502 00:26:06,718 --> 00:26:08,453 of the whole ghost situation, I guess. 503 00:26:08,487 --> 00:26:10,276 So you admit it. You're a ghost. 504 00:26:10,287 --> 00:26:12,747 Well, I'm not sure what else to believe at this point. 505 00:26:12,758 --> 00:26:14,426 Oh. 506 00:26:16,061 --> 00:26:19,197 You really love it here, don't you? 507 00:26:19,231 --> 00:26:21,867 This is your purpose. 508 00:26:21,878 --> 00:26:23,279 You don't need to be a vampire 509 00:26:23,335 --> 00:26:25,404 to be a better version of yourself. 510 00:26:25,437 --> 00:26:27,271 You're already worthy, 511 00:26:27,992 --> 00:26:30,761 waiting for the next customer to walk through those doors 512 00:26:30,976 --> 00:26:35,414 because you can't wait to say... 513 00:26:35,425 --> 00:26:37,859 Welcome to the Slushy Shack. How may I help you? 514 00:26:37,870 --> 00:26:40,114 - You're so weird. - Shut up. I'm trying to work here. 515 00:26:40,125 --> 00:26:41,742 Maybe I'll stick around for a little while. 516 00:26:42,161 --> 00:26:44,708 - Seriously? - Yeah, maybe I can help you out, 517 00:26:44,719 --> 00:26:48,489 understanding that I will never offer an opinion of any kind 518 00:26:48,781 --> 00:26:50,590 - regarding snack rotation. - Oh. Yeah. 519 00:26:50,601 --> 00:26:52,236 Snack rotation is off the table. 520 00:26:52,247 --> 00:26:54,616 Okay, well, first, we should establish some ground rules. 521 00:26:57,335 --> 00:26:58,537 Mike? 522 00:26:59,904 --> 00:27:01,266 Mike? 523 00:27:07,179 --> 00:27:08,392 Have you seen Reginald? 524 00:27:08,403 --> 00:27:10,571 You are not gonna believe what happened. 525 00:27:10,582 --> 00:27:12,166 - Todd. - But it's pretty darn exciting. 526 00:27:12,177 --> 00:27:14,541 - Todd, have you seen Reginald? - Oh, no. 527 00:27:14,552 --> 00:27:16,453 Uh, he hasn't been in, but, uh, it's still pretty early. 528 00:27:16,722 --> 00:27:18,156 Anyways, back to my big surprise... 529 00:27:18,190 --> 00:27:20,433 If you see him, let him know I'm looking for him. 530 00:27:20,444 --> 00:27:22,509 - Copy that. - Thank you. 531 00:27:23,295 --> 00:27:24,596 But also, Mike's a ghost now 532 00:27:24,629 --> 00:27:27,466 and basically my guardian angel. 533 00:27:27,499 --> 00:27:28,967 Ah. 534 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,302 Sorry, you said... 535 00:27:31,870 --> 00:27:34,306 What exactly did you mean by that? 536 00:27:34,317 --> 00:27:37,720 I mean he sits right here on the counter, 537 00:27:37,743 --> 00:27:39,311 and only I can see him. 538 00:27:42,499 --> 00:27:43,504 A ghost? 539 00:27:43,515 --> 00:27:45,350 Yeah. He haunts me. 540 00:27:45,361 --> 00:27:46,540 Sitting on the counter? 541 00:27:46,551 --> 00:27:48,738 Yeah. It's his favorite spot. Don't ask me why. 542 00:27:48,749 --> 00:27:50,450 Maybe Mike knows where Reginald is. 543 00:27:50,461 --> 00:27:53,463 Yeah, 'cause that makes perfect sense. 544 00:27:56,668 --> 00:27:59,371 Mike, sorry to bother you. 545 00:27:59,519 --> 00:28:01,880 Sorry about what happened. 546 00:28:02,093 --> 00:28:04,091 I'm looking for Reginald, and I was wondering... 547 00:28:04,102 --> 00:28:06,704 Dude, he's not there right now. 548 00:28:06,705 --> 00:28:08,874 He'll be back. You can ask him then. 549 00:28:09,196 --> 00:28:10,231 Yeah. 550 00:28:13,378 --> 00:28:14,382 What? 551 00:28:14,393 --> 00:28:16,237 - Okay, bud, you good? - Yeah, I'm great. 552 00:28:16,248 --> 00:28:17,716 Yeah? Okay. 553 00:28:17,749 --> 00:28:19,051 Irma? 554 00:28:19,062 --> 00:28:20,370 Hey, Maurice. 555 00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:22,736 Hey. 556 00:28:23,455 --> 00:28:24,523 You all right? 557 00:28:24,534 --> 00:28:26,703 No, I'm really not. 558 00:28:26,747 --> 00:28:29,517 Got some bolt cutters there. 559 00:28:29,729 --> 00:28:31,873 - Yes, I do. - How do you plan on using them? 560 00:28:31,897 --> 00:28:33,875 The dispute with my landlord took a turn. 561 00:28:33,886 --> 00:28:35,354 Not for the better, I'm guessing. 562 00:28:35,365 --> 00:28:37,451 The man padlocked the door to my damn home. 563 00:28:37,462 --> 00:28:38,626 He doesn't have the right to do that. 564 00:28:38,637 --> 00:28:40,083 What I told him. 565 00:28:41,662 --> 00:28:43,268 What are you gonna do? 566 00:28:44,286 --> 00:28:45,854 What do you think? 567 00:28:45,865 --> 00:28:48,080 Irma, do me a favor. 568 00:28:48,136 --> 00:28:49,437 Wait till dark before you go. 569 00:28:49,448 --> 00:28:51,416 Why would I do that? 570 00:28:51,450 --> 00:28:53,251 'Cause I asked you to. 571 00:28:59,224 --> 00:29:00,473 Sarah. 572 00:29:00,698 --> 00:29:03,401 We pretended we bought a house on a beach in Mexico together. 573 00:29:04,066 --> 00:29:05,797 Looks like she did. 574 00:29:05,831 --> 00:29:07,649 This place belongs to her. 575 00:29:09,134 --> 00:29:10,435 Reginald? 576 00:29:19,478 --> 00:29:20,746 You're here. 577 00:29:20,779 --> 00:29:22,247 I found you. 578 00:29:27,853 --> 00:29:29,503 - One sec. - Oh, yeah, sure. 579 00:29:29,514 --> 00:29:31,023 I don't know how time works here, anyway. 580 00:29:31,034 --> 00:29:32,069 Okay. 581 00:29:33,725 --> 00:29:34,760 Hello, Sarah. 582 00:29:34,793 --> 00:29:36,194 Hello, angel. 583 00:29:38,997 --> 00:29:40,899 Yeah, I mean, definitely had it coming. 584 00:29:40,932 --> 00:29:42,768 But, uh, you'll never guess, uh... 585 00:29:42,801 --> 00:29:44,669 He killed me. 586 00:29:44,670 --> 00:29:46,443 He killed Mike. 587 00:29:46,454 --> 00:29:48,152 And it looks like he killed you too. 588 00:29:48,163 --> 00:29:49,497 Fair point. 589 00:29:49,508 --> 00:29:51,977 But I, in fact, am very much alive. 590 00:29:52,032 --> 00:29:53,167 But you're here. 591 00:29:53,178 --> 00:29:55,614 - Uriel brought me. - What? Why? 592 00:29:55,669 --> 00:29:57,802 Because I... 593 00:29:58,761 --> 00:30:00,229 forgave him. 594 00:30:04,646 --> 00:30:07,148 You took my life from me. 595 00:30:07,159 --> 00:30:09,327 I didn't understand how love made the world go round. 596 00:30:09,406 --> 00:30:10,707 Understatement. 597 00:30:10,718 --> 00:30:12,219 I was infected by that world, 598 00:30:12,230 --> 00:30:13,498 just like Raphael said. 599 00:30:13,555 --> 00:30:14,750 Weird. 600 00:30:14,761 --> 00:30:16,524 It sounds like you're trying to blame the victim, 601 00:30:16,535 --> 00:30:17,636 which is me. 602 00:30:17,669 --> 00:30:19,004 I'm just trying to explain. 603 00:30:19,037 --> 00:30:22,007 No, you're making excuses, you fucker. 604 00:30:26,345 --> 00:30:27,797 I did this. 605 00:30:29,748 --> 00:30:31,350 Nothing excuses what I did. 606 00:30:31,383 --> 00:30:33,216 No, it doesn't. 607 00:30:33,979 --> 00:30:36,266 Please, forgive me for what I've done. 608 00:30:37,502 --> 00:30:41,807 Reginald forgave you, but I can't. 609 00:30:43,636 --> 00:30:45,538 Please exit through the gift shop. 610 00:30:45,997 --> 00:30:47,299 Was that always there before? 611 00:30:47,332 --> 00:30:50,001 - Nope. - They pop up, and they disappear. 612 00:30:50,035 --> 00:30:51,536 Just ignore them. 613 00:30:51,570 --> 00:30:53,010 Not this one. 614 00:30:53,591 --> 00:30:54,739 Why? 615 00:30:54,740 --> 00:30:55,953 It's for me. 616 00:31:04,167 --> 00:31:05,301 Thank you. 617 00:31:05,312 --> 00:31:06,852 I don't deserve what you gave me. 618 00:31:15,027 --> 00:31:16,176 Wait. 619 00:31:16,187 --> 00:31:18,956 How will Reginald get back home without you? 620 00:31:22,901 --> 00:31:24,936 Where do you think he went? 621 00:31:24,970 --> 00:31:26,171 No idea. 622 00:31:26,204 --> 00:31:28,173 - Quick question. - Oh, sure. 623 00:31:28,206 --> 00:31:30,776 What are you doing here? And don't you dare lie to me. 624 00:31:30,809 --> 00:31:34,379 I came here to find you, Sarah. 625 00:31:34,413 --> 00:31:35,590 I came here to bring you home. 626 00:31:39,633 --> 00:31:43,502 You understand that what you're hoping for is impossible, right, 627 00:31:43,513 --> 00:31:44,883 bringing me back? 628 00:31:44,894 --> 00:31:46,262 I don't think that's a thing. 629 00:31:46,636 --> 00:31:48,237 Only one way to find out. 630 00:31:48,238 --> 00:31:49,839 Which is? 631 00:31:49,850 --> 00:31:51,618 Find whoever's in charge. 632 00:31:51,629 --> 00:31:53,297 There has to be a higher power, right? 633 00:31:53,308 --> 00:31:55,444 Saint Peter at the gate, big dude with a beard. 634 00:31:55,545 --> 00:31:57,033 You don't believe in that stuff. 635 00:31:57,044 --> 00:31:59,446 No, but every time I do believe something, 636 00:31:59,705 --> 00:32:01,373 it turns out to be the opposite 637 00:32:01,384 --> 00:32:03,353 of what I should have been believing. 638 00:32:07,858 --> 00:32:09,359 Huh. 639 00:32:13,263 --> 00:32:18,335 You know, I'm pretty sure I know that toaster. 640 00:32:18,368 --> 00:32:19,970 Toaster's a friend of yours? 641 00:32:20,003 --> 00:32:23,173 No, but I've been using it to make 642 00:32:23,184 --> 00:32:26,220 perfectly consistent toast from top to bottom. 643 00:32:26,365 --> 00:32:28,367 Completely lost now. 644 00:32:31,993 --> 00:32:35,296 Uh, those weren't there before. 645 00:32:35,352 --> 00:32:37,721 No, they were not. 646 00:32:37,732 --> 00:32:40,335 Should we see what's at the top? 647 00:32:42,559 --> 00:32:43,927 Yes. 648 00:32:52,302 --> 00:32:53,514 - I just want to say... - Yeah. 649 00:32:53,525 --> 00:32:55,761 Um, in case we become one with the universe 650 00:32:55,772 --> 00:33:00,043 and turn into stardust and don't have mouths to speak, 651 00:33:00,054 --> 00:33:02,856 I'm really glad we met. 652 00:33:03,113 --> 00:33:08,250 There's nothing in my life it did not change. 653 00:33:08,251 --> 00:33:11,288 I have to say, I know the feeling. 654 00:33:31,020 --> 00:33:32,355 Oh. 655 00:33:32,366 --> 00:33:35,036 Okay. 656 00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:36,735 Very strange. 657 00:33:36,746 --> 00:33:39,282 The same place but a different place. 658 00:33:41,184 --> 00:33:43,453 How many times have we sat on this bench? 659 00:33:43,464 --> 00:33:44,665 A lot. 660 00:33:44,821 --> 00:33:45,956 Good memories. 661 00:33:45,989 --> 00:33:47,757 Couple bad ones too. 662 00:33:47,768 --> 00:33:49,202 I remember. 663 00:33:51,439 --> 00:33:54,709 So... I wonder what happens now. 664 00:33:54,764 --> 00:33:56,666 Oh! 665 00:33:58,702 --> 00:34:00,237 Greetings. 666 00:34:00,270 --> 00:34:01,638 Hello? 667 00:34:01,671 --> 00:34:03,106 I hear you're looking for me. 668 00:34:05,809 --> 00:34:07,143 I don't want any trouble. 669 00:34:07,154 --> 00:34:09,356 I just want what's legally mine, please. 670 00:34:09,479 --> 00:34:10,714 Yeah, I don't think so. 671 00:34:10,725 --> 00:34:13,984 Told you already, you don't live here anymore. 672 00:34:14,017 --> 00:34:17,153 Coming back like this with a weapon? 673 00:34:17,164 --> 00:34:19,311 Man has a right to stand his ground. 674 00:34:22,058 --> 00:34:23,460 Give her what she wants, 675 00:34:23,493 --> 00:34:24,995 and no one has to get hurt tonight. 676 00:34:54,144 --> 00:34:55,745 You can't stay here tonight. 677 00:34:55,881 --> 00:34:58,717 We'll wait while you pack what you need. 678 00:34:58,728 --> 00:35:02,799 That wasn't your dad in Oakland all those years ago. 679 00:35:02,939 --> 00:35:04,775 It was you. 680 00:35:06,503 --> 00:35:07,970 What the hell are you? 681 00:35:07,981 --> 00:35:09,649 Oh, we're vampires. 682 00:35:09,773 --> 00:35:12,075 And we're here to save the world. 683 00:35:13,843 --> 00:35:15,345 That was a surprise. 684 00:35:15,378 --> 00:35:16,546 What? 685 00:35:16,580 --> 00:35:17,656 You. 686 00:35:17,667 --> 00:35:19,168 Oh, I'm always a surprise. 687 00:35:19,249 --> 00:35:21,017 I mean you showing up like that. 688 00:35:21,523 --> 00:35:22,853 I like a good fight. 689 00:35:22,886 --> 00:35:24,087 Yeah, you do, but... 690 00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:26,156 Okay, we do not have to make a big deal out of it. 691 00:35:26,167 --> 00:35:27,902 Look, what's on your mind? 692 00:35:28,024 --> 00:35:29,459 You know I can tell, Angie. 693 00:35:30,667 --> 00:35:32,302 Okay. 694 00:35:34,644 --> 00:35:38,080 What you said, it made me... 695 00:35:38,091 --> 00:35:41,694 think about where and when we met 696 00:35:41,705 --> 00:35:43,373 and what that felt like. 697 00:35:43,406 --> 00:35:45,275 I mean, I have had so many different lives, 698 00:35:45,308 --> 00:35:48,745 but remembering that one, Oakland, 699 00:35:48,778 --> 00:35:50,274 you and me, 700 00:35:51,648 --> 00:35:53,215 I don't know, it just... 701 00:35:53,216 --> 00:35:54,885 Thought you were going back to Paris. 702 00:35:54,918 --> 00:35:57,053 Think I want to stay in Akron. 703 00:35:58,488 --> 00:36:00,357 It's not exactly the city of lights, is it? 704 00:36:00,390 --> 00:36:02,959 Yeah, well, you don't always choose your home. 705 00:36:02,993 --> 00:36:04,761 Sometimes your home chooses you. 706 00:36:04,794 --> 00:36:07,230 That's not why you're staying. 707 00:36:07,264 --> 00:36:08,765 Not really. 708 00:36:08,776 --> 00:36:12,080 What do you want, Maurice, 709 00:36:12,135 --> 00:36:14,304 out there in the world? 710 00:36:14,337 --> 00:36:16,606 What is it that you want? 711 00:36:18,668 --> 00:36:20,095 If war is coming 712 00:36:20,970 --> 00:36:23,506 and I'm not gonna bet against Claire, 713 00:36:23,647 --> 00:36:27,183 I want to be ready for it as deacon. 714 00:36:27,691 --> 00:36:29,248 Makes sense. 715 00:36:30,006 --> 00:36:32,775 And I want you to be there with me 716 00:36:32,923 --> 00:36:35,257 as deacon, 717 00:36:35,258 --> 00:36:38,260 the two of us fighting together 718 00:36:38,261 --> 00:36:40,497 like we did before. 719 00:36:40,530 --> 00:36:44,067 Two deacons... side by side. 720 00:36:44,100 --> 00:36:45,835 That's what I'm proposing, yeah. 721 00:36:48,249 --> 00:36:50,218 Can I think about it? 722 00:36:50,381 --> 00:36:51,449 Sure. 723 00:36:55,133 --> 00:36:56,535 Okay. 724 00:36:56,546 --> 00:36:58,648 Thought about it. 725 00:36:58,659 --> 00:37:00,961 And I accept your generous offer. 726 00:37:16,666 --> 00:37:17,909 Hi, Mike. 727 00:37:19,014 --> 00:37:21,249 It's me, Todd. 728 00:37:22,959 --> 00:37:24,894 Can you hear me? 729 00:37:24,993 --> 00:37:26,676 Um, don't be weird. 730 00:37:28,656 --> 00:37:35,096 Look, kind of just vanished there mid-sentence, but... 731 00:37:35,107 --> 00:37:38,611 I want you to know I'll wait for your return. 732 00:37:40,635 --> 00:37:44,171 I'll wait right here until I see you again. 733 00:37:47,831 --> 00:37:50,000 Please come back, Mike. 734 00:37:54,883 --> 00:37:58,072 Okay, got to say it. This is blowing my mind, but... 735 00:37:58,083 --> 00:38:00,255 you're my toaster? 736 00:38:00,692 --> 00:38:02,994 Heaven is what you want it to be. 737 00:38:03,027 --> 00:38:04,415 Tell me what you want. 738 00:38:04,426 --> 00:38:07,329 I have a limited amount of time, as you can imagine. 739 00:38:07,340 --> 00:38:09,256 Toaster is apparently not one for small talk. 740 00:38:09,267 --> 00:38:10,668 So many breads, too little time. 741 00:38:10,702 --> 00:38:11,777 Mm. 742 00:38:11,788 --> 00:38:12,999 Did you come here to make jokes 743 00:38:13,010 --> 00:38:14,978 or to find the answers you seek? 744 00:38:15,173 --> 00:38:17,342 - Sorry. - Force of habit. 745 00:38:17,375 --> 00:38:19,077 You have questions? 746 00:38:19,110 --> 00:38:20,912 Just the basics, you know, 747 00:38:20,945 --> 00:38:22,908 who made the universe and everything in it. 748 00:38:22,919 --> 00:38:24,921 I'm afraid there isn't time for that. 749 00:38:24,932 --> 00:38:26,567 On the clock, like you said. 750 00:38:26,751 --> 00:38:28,047 In a manner of speaking, 751 00:38:28,058 --> 00:38:29,569 I'll tell you anything you want to know, 752 00:38:29,653 --> 00:38:32,155 grant you any wish that is within my power to grant 753 00:38:32,166 --> 00:38:35,570 until the toast inside me pops. 754 00:38:35,993 --> 00:38:38,529 Nothing like a God appliance with a sense of humor. 755 00:38:38,553 --> 00:38:40,152 Bring Sarah back home. 756 00:38:40,598 --> 00:38:42,000 - What? - That's the request. 757 00:38:42,033 --> 00:38:43,001 That's the wish I want you to grant, 758 00:38:43,034 --> 00:38:44,410 and I know you can grant it. 759 00:38:44,421 --> 00:38:47,461 Ah, that's a very popular request but not easily done. 760 00:38:47,472 --> 00:38:50,375 Yes, yes, the cosmic balance that must be maintained, 761 00:38:50,408 --> 00:38:52,777 death for a life, life for a death, so on and so forth. 762 00:38:52,810 --> 00:38:54,178 Reginald, what are you saying? 763 00:38:54,212 --> 00:38:55,612 Do it. Send her home. 764 00:38:55,613 --> 00:38:57,348 She deserves it. She earned it. 765 00:38:57,382 --> 00:38:58,683 You want to take my place. 766 00:38:58,716 --> 00:39:00,952 Sarah is a human filled with light. 767 00:39:00,963 --> 00:39:02,276 I'm a creature of the darkness, 768 00:39:02,287 --> 00:39:03,764 subsists on the blood of the innocent. 769 00:39:03,775 --> 00:39:05,210 This is not a difficult decision. 770 00:39:05,221 --> 00:39:07,435 - Reginald, stop. - Sarah, please. 771 00:39:08,159 --> 00:39:09,761 It's the only way to get you home. 772 00:39:09,794 --> 00:39:11,227 You know what's weird? 773 00:39:11,238 --> 00:39:14,675 I don't remember anyone, you, asking if this is what I want. 774 00:39:21,639 --> 00:39:23,975 I'm trying to be a hero without really thinking about 775 00:39:24,008 --> 00:39:26,327 the person who I want most to look at me like a hero. 776 00:39:26,338 --> 00:39:27,378 Yes. 777 00:39:27,389 --> 00:39:29,257 I'm trying to turn you into my litmus test 778 00:39:29,268 --> 00:39:32,671 for my awesomeness without caring what you feel about it. 779 00:39:32,850 --> 00:39:33,907 Wow. 780 00:39:33,918 --> 00:39:35,620 Okay, since when are you this guy? 781 00:39:35,631 --> 00:39:38,734 Done a lot of personal growth since you've been dead. 782 00:39:40,291 --> 00:39:41,793 Good news. 783 00:39:41,826 --> 00:39:43,304 I believe there's a way for both of you 784 00:39:43,328 --> 00:39:44,783 to get what you deserve. 785 00:39:44,794 --> 00:39:45,964 - Wait. - What? 786 00:39:45,975 --> 00:39:48,311 Who wants toast? 787 00:40:46,235 --> 00:40:48,504 There's a universal balance that must be honored 788 00:40:48,559 --> 00:40:50,361 in life and in death. 789 00:40:50,372 --> 00:40:52,007 Yeah, we've already talked about this. 790 00:40:52,063 --> 00:40:53,241 That's delicious. 791 00:40:53,252 --> 00:40:55,587 A life for a life, my life for Sarah's. 792 00:40:55,767 --> 00:40:58,069 A deal I'm not willing to make under any circumstances. 793 00:40:58,102 --> 00:40:59,671 But wait. There's more. 794 00:40:59,704 --> 00:41:01,539 It's a loophole. 795 00:41:01,572 --> 00:41:02,663 I do love loopholes. 796 00:41:02,674 --> 00:41:03,935 Oh, he really does. 797 00:41:03,946 --> 00:41:06,983 Reginald, luckiest of men, has two lives: 798 00:41:07,178 --> 00:41:10,348 His life as a human, his life as a vampire. 799 00:41:10,685 --> 00:41:13,468 Reginald has a life to spare. 800 00:41:13,479 --> 00:41:16,582 So I give Sarah one of my lives, 801 00:41:17,055 --> 00:41:18,803 she gets hers back, 802 00:41:19,223 --> 00:41:20,681 and I keep the one that's left. 803 00:41:20,692 --> 00:41:24,762 In this way, the balance of life is honored. 804 00:41:25,101 --> 00:41:26,906 Everybody goes home. 805 00:41:29,984 --> 00:41:31,193 Sarah. 806 00:41:46,417 --> 00:41:47,752 Sarah? 807 00:41:49,787 --> 00:41:51,655 Sarah! 808 00:41:51,656 --> 00:41:52,957 Sarah! 809 00:42:07,138 --> 00:42:09,240 Ah! 810 00:42:09,776 --> 00:42:10,925 Sarah? 811 00:42:21,753 --> 00:42:24,122 I'm a motherfucking vampire? 812 00:42:30,455 --> 00:42:35,455 - Synced and corrected by